Exams Approaching... scratch that... Exams Are Here

I rolled over several times this morning pressing the snooze-a-roonie button and enjoyed 'five more minutes' several times over. That is until about 7:54 this morning when the cherry picker painters came back to guild this jail house, as I predicted they would. So off to my bacon biscuit I went. This morning the bacon population in my biscuit-ville wasn't quite as immense as yesterday. -- I bet the swine-flu has something to do with it. As exams approach, so do high levels of stress and irritability. Some of my friends are being extra peculiar. Some of them are not being peculiar enough. I gather that it is simply the fact that exam week is NEXT WEEK!!! Ugh. Why did I start this paragraph "As exams approach"? They're right on top of us as it is. They're done approaching. (Correction -- start paragraph "As exams are sitting right on top of our heads squeezing our tiny little brains out") I passed a french vocabulary quiz this morning. I'm quite proud of that seeing as there are two drop vocabulary grades and I just knocked one of the lower ones off. This Thursday there is one more and I plan to ace it so I can knock another pesky lowball grade off of the tally. Tomorrow and Friday I'll be in the language lab extremely early doing extra credit lab assignments to boost my chances at securing a less than adequate, yet still somewhat okay grade for the class. I should be studying right now in fact. It would be wise if I logged out and gave this blog a rest, but I'm ever devoted to my writing. It is the one thing that does not betray me, nor does it ever let me down. I can always turn to my QWERTY keyboard with peace of mind. Did I seriously just liturgically make love to my computer keypad? That's amazing. I think I'll go study now.